Smack the Pony! Dressage!

[jane]

I love this song! Somehow I want to share it with the whole world but for now you'll have to make do with screen caps.





Don't expect me to canter: I'm not that kind of horse.

[jane]

I'm just a simple girl
I'm Ordinairy
I've gotfunny little habbits that girls always seem to have
And those little things I do are what most girls like to do

I'm just a simple girl so ordinary
And you knew that when you met me and thats really fine by you
ButTheres something else to say there are times when I'm a horse
Ooo! and I go nay-nay-nay-nay
Its ok just have to stand me up and sometimes stroke my nose
Ooo! If I can't do dressage I will die
Nothing else can turn me on its the thing I like the most

I'm just a simple girl
I Don't need diamonds.
I just need to be quite near a stable and
a fresh suply of hay
Its not very much to ask to have a sugar lump close at hand.
Ooo! If I can't do dressage I will die
but you know you musn't crack your whip or use excessive force
oooo! If you dig your spurs in I will bite
Don't you try to make me canter cos I'm not,
I'm not that kind of horse

Prprprprprprph!