So I want to kill this Waitress....

[Tori Amos]

She's worked here a year longer than I
If I did it fast,
You know thats an act of Kindness...
BUT I BELIEVE IN PEACE!
BUT I BELIEVE IN PEACE BITCH!

So here we are again the murderous virtual intent thread! Kill anyone here if they anoy you. Marks will be given for hoisting by their own Petard/using a petard in anyway/knowing what a pertard is/creative use of parasitic organisms etc

I shall begin with

Alan Carr


For being far too screechy.

with The Camp meerkat of Doom!

[flüttêrby]

*rubs hands together who shall be first*
"classical Pianist" Grinning git featured smug arsed Myleene Klass


For Heresy or should that be Hear'Say

BURNING!

[COCO]

Dear Tori,
he's on the tele giving a christening and i want to hurt him



i would like his death to occur by



falling in around his ears and squishing him like a nat!!

*nod* be much obliged tori. cheers love

[Tori Amos]

I'll do my best but thats a big ego to swat.

[COCO]

i know you can do it. i believe in you *nods*